Massage & Bath Oil: Patriarchy Poison

Price: $19.00
Massage & Bath Oil: Patriarchy Poison

100ml glass bottle with gold pump.

Instead of eye-of-newt, it's made with shards of a shattered fragile hypermasculinity complex.

But seriously... This bath and massage oil is specially formulated with the Pains of Patriarchy blend to help alleviate symptoms of PMS, painful menstruation, and other signs of hormonal imbalance. Omega-fat rich hemp seed oil and evening primrose oil make this a deeply healing and sensual bath time and massage treat!

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Ingredients: Hemp seed oil Cannabis sativa, Evening primrose oil Oenothera fiennis, Pains of Patriarchy essential oil blend: Peru Balsam Myroxylon balsamum var pereirae, Frankincense Carterii Boswellia carterii, Sweet Marjoram Origanum marjorana, syn. hortensis, and Sun-safe Bergamot Citrus bergamia.

Created by Anarres Apprentice Tynan Rhea. Other products by Tynan can be found here:

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